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Death by Breakfast

Satan's way of waking up

Have you ever had a Nestle Carnation Instant Breakfast Nutritional Energy Drink? I know I have many a times. Available in 5 delicious flavors; Rich Milk Chocolate, Classic French Vanilla, Strawberry Sensation, Classic Chocolate Malt, and Cappuccino; this drink can either be enjoyed hot or cold. Even with only 1 gram of fat per serving, this liquid of splendor contains 8 essential nutrients. They include Protein, Calcium, Vitamin C, Carbohydrates, Vitamin A, Folic Acid, B Vitamins, and DRUGS!!

Yes, drugs! I believe that the insane people at Nestle put some sort of chemical in their drinks to make innocently sane people go INSANE!! Now I'm a bit insane already, but whenever I drink one of those scrumptious, liquid, delights I just go OVERBOARD!!

Some symptoms may include uncontrollable laughter, talking to self and/or inatimate objects, intrest in silly things or ideas and a few others which I can't think of at the moment. Anyways, WATCH OUT! You may be the next victim!!


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