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The Art of Air

The silent stalker...

Have you ever noticed that the air follows you wherever you go? It even shoots itself down your throat, secretly, when you take in a breath! It is invisable, non-smelly, and you can only hear the wind, who is the air's cousin. The air can't be heard. 

I have a particular problem with the air. It is always around me, watching me, breathing down my neck, and there is nothing I can do about it. It will be there forever. But some people seem to have more luck than I do.

One of my friends, we'll call her Mandy, has a different issue. The air occasionally gives her menacing glares, but she wouldn't call it stalking. At other times, it completely ignores her!

Another friend, who we'll say is Adeline, is trapped by the air at sometimes! It forms a blockade just to get into her way. Of coarse, she can always just push it aside, but that is besides the point. The air shouldn't be like that in the first place!

And out of the other people I've talked to, I have received a wide variety of responses. Many people simply say no, others give me unusual looks, and one person actually asked me what air was. So as you see, air stalking isn't a national problem, but it is still a problem for some.


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Wow! Just look at all that air! I wonder how many people it has stalked...