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Have you ever noticed how butterflies flutter around so gracefully? They seem such innocent harmless creatuires, until
they turn around and attack the world that we know and love!!! Butterflies are horrid creatures. They plan to take over the
world!
Their leader, Q. V. Paplomemf has discovered a mineral called hiptoglycerin near the earth's core. This mineral gives
the butterflies immortality! Well, at least until they are squished or something. Yeah, I know that sounds pretty useless,
but it is a grand finding for the butterflies since they normally live only a few weeks. So, this is a pretty good deal for
them.
Anyways, so they the butterflies are going to take over the world. They have made arrangements for November 11, 2011.
Right now they are simply hibernating in underground caves preparing for the battle. So, on that day they will come up and
doom the world, right? WRONG!
We have a huge ally! The UUDD, Union of Undercover Destruct-o Ducks. They plan to take on the butterflies after they
attack! By then all us humans will be squished in the underground caves the butterflies had used for hibernation.
Also, on our side are the kats. Kats are generally loners, but they don't want the butterflies to rule. Kats HUNT butterflies.
Just think of the revenge the butterflies will take onto them if they rule!
The moths are with us too. They don't particularly like humans, (especially after the invention of the bug zapper) but
they are the TOTAL enemies of the butterflies! They HATE eachothers' guts! So, they joined us.
And finally we have the air. Now, the air usually prefers to stay out of wars, but I persuaded it to come to our needs.
It gave in mostly because it felt bad for stalking me all those years. Anyways, our air ally will mostly smother the butterflies
to death.
The butterflies have some forces of their own. They have the chairs because they aren't formica coated, the penguins
because they are insane, and the monkeys because they are stupid and no idea what the hell they are doing.
Now, don't let this worry you. The ducks will win, what I like to call, the War of the Species (WOTS) and everyone will
be happy. Except for the dogs because ducks will become man's best friend. Sorry pups!
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